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Introduction: A Weapon Four Years in the Making
For the last four years, I’ve been building a weapon. Not the pew-pew kind you see in spy movies, but a digital fortress—a website, wrapped in a riddle, encased in code. It’s not just a project; it’s a statement. And today, I’m calling out every hacker, every code ninja, and yes, even Edward Snowden to take their best shot at it.
Why? Because a bunch of fanatics burned the last one in 275BC. - and since, none as big have been rebuild.
Step 1: Join a Hackathon where USA N1 public enemy is speaking (Edward Snowden)
It all started innocently enough: I joined the redacted hackathon, in Bangkok, where Snowden was headlining as the keynote speaker. Big mistake—for them, not me.
Step 2: Bully the Hackathon Organizers
The organizers? Oh, they were a delight. Bureaucratic, full of buzzwords, and painfully self-important. Naturally, I did what any rational person would do—I bullied them. Not in a mean-spirited way, of course. Just enough sarcasm and public critique to make sure they regretted giving me a microphone.
Step 3: Let the Rumor Mill Spin
At this point, the hackathon was buzzing with drama. Someone started a rumor that I was a lunatic. Others whispered about me being a disruptor. Some even went as far as to accuse me of unsavory activities. Did I correct them? Nope. Sometimes, you let the chaos do the talking.
Step 4: Call Snowden Out
“Edward, you’re not a spy anymore. You’re a glorified PR agent spreading Russian propaganda. Let’s be honest, before that, you were just a guy illegally eavesdropping on phone calls for half a million bucks a year. Congrats on the downgrade.”
Step 5: “Dostoevsky’s books are overrated, and your hacking skills are too”
“If you can take my site offline, I’ll personally read Crime and Punishment cover to cover.”
For those who didn’t catch it: the website is static, the source code is public, and the data’s on ArWeave. In other words, good luck.
Conclusion: Bring It On
This isn’t about ego (okay, maybe a little). It’s about building something that can stand the test of time—and the wrath of the internet.
So, Edward, Russian hackers, and anyone else who thinks they’ve got what it takes: the gauntlet is thrown. You know where to find the site. The code’s published. The challenge is live
If you think you’re up to it, prove me wrong. And if not? Well, as Dostoevsky might say: “Better luck next time.”
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